Pearls of Wisdom (from Josh Kryzak & Chris Brundage)

Occasionally, I am able to spit out some serious words of wisdom. This happens a lot during my day chats with Mr. Chris Brundage of [insert future website here]. I thought I would share some of these nuggets of wisdom for JoshsWorld.com visitors. So without further ado… excerpts from Josh & Chris (Part I):

Josh: i am not going to shop at old navy anymore, too many people are dressing like me

Chris: if i was an Asian businessman i would be much more successful

Josh: i have a gun, maybe i should be a lawyer

Josh: do you want to start a band?
Chris: i thought you’d never ask
Josh: since it was my idea, you have to buy all the instruments

Josh: you smell like interior architecture and failure

Chris: you playing mafia tonight?
Josh: you know it
Chris: um, this is going to sound gay, but… what are you wearing?
Josh: right now, or tonight?
Chris: tonight
Josh: that’s the “not gay” answer

Josh: i’m no math wizard but my calculator is

Josh: now i know what cher was feeling when she sang “if i could turn back time”

Chris: HEY, we should join a bowling league! chicks love that

Josh: i wish they made little black dresses for guys
Chris: that’s the gayest thing i’ve ever heard
Josh: i mean i wish they didn’t

Chris: how about a unicorn
Josh: with a scorpion tail?
Chris: now that’s a tattoo!

Chris: i hate you
Chris: that’s not true, i hate my fat self
Josh: there it is

Josh: the internet is never wrong
Chris: true

Josh: i just had a great idea… fundraisers!
Chris: yes! i love money!

Josh: i need to go to walmart and buy some ammo in a few minutes
Chris: buy me a bowling ball
Josh: you got it

Josh: you’re part eskimo, right?
Chris: 1/132
Chris: which means i’ve seen an eskimo

Josh: rule #4, no new members can be more attractive than founding members

Josh: we should sing that when we go caroling
Josh: carolling
Josh: carrolling
Chris: carolyingy?
Josh: carolling i think it is
Chris: i think it’s carpooling
Josh: that’s it!