Downton Abbey Spin-off Rumors

 
Weselton Abbey
PBS/Disney

This new spin-off is scheduled to air sometime this year. It adds the lovable dirtbag from Disney’s Frozen, The Duke of Weselton, with the utterly unappealing cast of Downton Abbey. It’s designed to be a program for kids that like horrible programs. Pretentious weirdos are sure to love correcting your improper pronunciation of “Weasel Town Abbey.” Check your local internet for show times.

Doubtin’ Gabby
PBS/FX

Doubtin’ Gabby is the long-awaited prequel of the 1980’s hit show, Gimme A Break! The all-new Doubtin’ Gabby is an in-your-face comedy about growing up in the zany 1920s. Gabourey Sidibe (from Precious, Tower Heist, and American Horror Story) plays Gabby Harper, a plucky maid trying to make the best of things at her new job. She that learns life in pre-World War I England isn’t so bad, even if she STILL hasn’t found Mr. Right. Doubtin’ Gabby is rumoured (see how I made that all Britishy) to be packed with more catch phrases than you can imagine, such as “You go girl” and “Say Whaaaaat?!” Release details on this spin-off are still being hammered out by network execs. More details to be posted.

Naught Too Shabby
Happy Madison Productions

Naught Too Shabby is the first movie spin-off of the popular Downton Abbey series. The filming is rumored to be wrapping up within the next few months (and audiences are ready)! In this flick, Adam Sandler plays a guy that talks in a funny voice. That is the only detail that our Hollywood insiders have been able to confirm.

This was my little art project for today. Instead of working, I (wisely) spent my time making this. An unfortunate side effect of this project: since I searched Google Images for “downton abbey,” my Google Now feed is now displaying all things Downton Abbey… ugh. Happy New Year!

UPDATED 3/2/2015: Here’s a nice little gem from College Humor:

“Downton Funk” by College Humor – Based on Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars – “Uptown Funk”