I got a speeding ticket this week. On top of that, I didn’t have a valid insurance card. I only got a ticket for the speeding. Luckily, Officer Rookie didn’t notice the expired inspection sticker. Now I have to take a defensive driving course. I am going to try to make the experience as fun as possible. At the end of the class, I am going to pass out surveys and have everybody vote for class clown, best dressed, most likely to succeed, and the coveted Mr. and Ms. Defensive Driver… or maybe I’ll just do the Defensive Driving Video rental. I’ll cook dinner for Keely and make a date of it. Of course I won’t tell her it’s a defensive driving video.