This is where you will find all the audio files that Josh’s World fans love- including tracks from critically ignored group Albert Worthington. Also, a new feature to Josh’s World: Josh’s Voicemail. You will hear actual voicemail messages from real callers. Classic calls such as “Josh, It’s Ken from High School” and “Josh, Did You Take the Extension Cord?” or who can forget “Happy Anniversary from Aunt Susie.”

Josh’s Voicemail

Voicemail - Chris, RE: Llano aka The Day the Music Died
Transcript: Josh, I have two things for you. Number one I got a call from the Angel of Death this morning. I’m a little concerned, I need your advice. And we need to have an emergency Llano council meeting. We have got- major disruptions in the force with Llano. Call me, bye.

Voicemail - Wrong Number
Transcript: Hello Olivia, this is Suga’. I been tryin’ to get ya. So uh, maybe if you can, give me a call. Bye.

Voicemail - Sarah’s Invitation
Transcript: Krrrryzak, it’s Sarah. We were wondering where you are. All your friends are here. I tried to call you last week but it was about something else. But anyway I hope that you guys might be able to come by today? Anyway- talk to you later. Bye.

Voicemail - Nick Sleeps In
Transcript: Dude, Josh, uhh- my bad. My alarm got changed somehow. I just woke up and was like gettin-up-and-gettin-ready and looked at the clock and I was like “don’t we usually get there at six?” Sooo- sorry, um. I don’t know what happened. Alright, call me later. Bye.

Voicemail - My Tax Returns
Transcript: This is Joan at Mr Tax calling. Uh, Ben wanted me to give you a call to let you know he probably will not have your tax returns done by Tuesday. He’s gonna be out of the office… [cough] excuse me. He is looking- to have them completed by Thursday. If you should have any questions please call us. We should be in the office Tuesday- morning. Thank you.

Voicemail - Aunt Susie calls to say Happy Anniversary
Transcript: Hello? Happy anniversary to you, happy anniversary to you, dear Keely and Josh, you’re beautiful… to… Love from the Spina’s. Call us. Bye.

Voicemail - Carter has a question
Transcipt: You wanna co… You wanna come over and jump on the trampoline? Bye.

Voicemail - Katy sings to Keely
No transcript for this voicemail, just listen.

Voicemail - Ken wants me to hear something
Transcript: Josh, it’s Ken- from high school. Um, I was calling to see how you were doing on this fine Sunday. Uh, I have something I want you to hear. ‘ats right… that’s all I got. Call me back, bye.

Voicemail - Mom and the extension cord mystery
Transcript: Hi Josh this is mom. Uh I was just calling just to see if you borrowed my 50 foot extension cord- which I don’t think you probably did. But the last time I remember it being used was when those guys were here and they put in the… whatever, the Internet, and they needed somethin’. I was surprised they didn’t have their own so I got the extension cord out. But you know what? Somebody may have taken it ’cause I don’t see it in the garage. Okay give me a call if you think you know where it is. Thanks, bye.

Follow-up: I borrowed it.

Voicemail - Courtney is lost
Transcript: Hi, it’s Courtney, I’m lost, call me. Bye.

Voicemail - Mom, Uh, Flights, Um…
Transcript: Hi Josh this is mom uh, I was just wondering what, uh… um… sorry… watching a car. I was just um… wondering uh… you’re probably in bed, I just was wondering if there was any good fares for Chicago for next weekend leaving like Thursday night… or maybe even early Friday morning but anyway, uh, I’m not at home and I haven’t been so maybe- Jeph- is. Okay, I’ll talk to you later hon’ see ya, bye.

Albert Worthington

In 2001, Ken and I started a fake band. So far it is just me and him, but we still rock. We are currently called Albert Worthington. I have started a campaign to change the name, but until we can both agree on something, we are Albert Worthington. Our music style is hard to classify. I would call it “pretend rock-star.” You can judge for yourself, download the latest tracks from Albert Worthington below. By the way, we speed up our songs 40%.

Update: Several weeks after the formation of Albert Worthington, the group disbanded. Cited reasons involve lawyers, royalties, and other music industry jargon. Since the break-up, the bootleg demo CDs have skyrocketed in value. Josh’s World is not aware of any reunion talks, but fans remain hopeful.

Subject Line
Emails can be an efficient way of communication, or a downward spiral of turmoil. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if one day your email didn’t have a subject? Well this song tackles that issue, and we hold nothing back.

Red Head Day
Inspired by the birthday of an actual red-head, this song is one of the most popular hits from the band. This song is a showcase of extreme talent for Josh and Ken. A gallery of acoustic perfection. Listen to this pleasing musical style, and it will move you. Breath-taking, awe-inspiring, and straight up phat-funky-fresh! This song is an original, and bound to be a classic.

I Think We/re Alone Now
Our close and personal ties with Tiffany made this song a must for our first album. We poured our souls into this track. We hope you enjoy it.

Pop-up Ads
One word, controversy. This is the song that everybody has been talking about. We take a radical view on the subject of pop-up Internet advertisements. We don’t like them. Listen to this track to find out why.

Charles In Charge
Do you remember this TV show? This is our cover of the theme song. Well actually it is a cover of a cover of the theme song. You see, a group called Relient K did a cover of it first, so we did a cover of their version. Got it?

Superstar Comforter
We all want to be superstars, and just listening to this song will make you feel like one. This song is special.

Earth Angel
Another cover song. The reason this track is so great is because we put a very artistic spin on the original song. Instead of singing the whole song, we just sing the chorus a bunch of times.

Vowels
Did you know that “Y” is sometimes a vowel? If you didn’t, then you need this song!

Eve6
Another cover, another hit. Let’s face it, we have the recipe for success. This time we give you our interpretation of Promise by Eve6. Sometimes we get the harmony right.

It’s Over
This is what happens when you try to make a funny song, but you forget to be funny. And in the end, you are stuck with a seriously bad song. Oh well, it has a cool harmony part! Download it anyway.

Countdown Instrumental
Fast and energetic. This song will get you pumped for a night on the town. Or it it will make you feel like you are playing Super Mario Brothers and you only have 100 seconds left to complete the level.

Instrumental Interlude
Unlike every other song we have written, this one is peaceful and calm. Our dual guitars create a relaxing melody to soothe your soul. Do not operate heavy machinery while playing this track.

Rockin’ in the Free World
Have we mentioned we like to do covers? This song has a great guitar solo. And none of the lyrics are correct (except for the chorus).