Rapid Brain Fire

I feel a special kinship with people who order their steaks medium-rare. After watching some reruns of Friends, I’ve realized no sitcom can live up to the standard that was set by that show. My favorite type of pasta in penne. I will never buy a McAfee product, nor should you. 98% of reality TV annoys me. I consider broadcast news reality TV. I highly recommend Danny’s Imports for service of your Acura or Honda. I love being married. “Penne” is not in my spellchecker dictionary, and I probably won’t add it. I wish they made those kids shoes with the wheels in the heels in an adult size 12. I stole this random-statement-style blog post from somebody on MySpace. He probably stole it from somebody else.

2 Responses to “Rapid Brain Fire”

  1. ken Says:

    “I wish they made those kids shoes with the wheels in the heels in an adult size 12.”

    I totally agree with you, except for the last part…I need adult size 9 1/2, maybe 9, I don’t know, I’d have to try them on…

  2. Jeremy Says:

    They do make them. I fact they make them in Carrollton. And they are looking for web design people as well.. So you could be the fastest web programmer ever. And by fats I mean uncontrolably careening down the Heelys HQ at unmentionable speeds towards what you ca only hope is one of those fake squishy rocks like they use on movie sets.

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