This is my first official post as a husband. Pretty nice, huh? Married life is great so far, the trick of it is to marry the right person. Anyway- the reason I’ve called you here today is to talk about Christmas shopping. As of this posting, you have 39 shopping days left. That gives you plenty of time to email me and ask me what I want. 
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What happens in Vegas… hopefully won’t be reported to my insurance company. My bachelor party was last weekend. I was looking forward to renting some sports cars with my brother and my cousin. Jeph got a Viper SRT10, JR got a Lotus Elise, and I had a Porsche 911 Carrera. It was a lot of fun until I brought the car back to the rental place and they started writing up a damage report. Apparently, the valet at the Mirage let Rookie McGee drive the Porsche. It had been backed into another vehicle. Good times.
Holy smokes, it’s been almost two months since my last posting. Sorry about that. So much has changed. Let’s see, where do I begin? Well, I turned 28 last month, that’s pretty old. I’ve moved into a new apartment, and after Keely and I say our “I do’s” then it will be her place too. The wedding is quickly approaching. People ask me a lot if I am nervous. My nerv-o-meter is currently reading .02 nervio units (which is very low considering my upbringing). I look forward to the whole wedding thing. It should be fun.
I am most productive when I am listening to Digitally Imported - Chillout music on Winamp radio. Something about it keeps me on task. Dale, my brother-in-law, says it stimulates the beta waves in your brain… or some thing like that. I say it puts me in a trance-o-concentration, scientifically speaking. The bands.. (not quite sure if they’re called bands, really) always have the coolest names like: Suspended Between Eternities or something like that. Anyway- I just turned it on so [start robot voice] must - get - back - to - work. [end robot voice]
Hello friends. Just dropped in to give you a summertime update. I am going to Door County tomorrow. I’ll be back soon. The wedding date is set for October 14th.
Dun, Dunt, Da Na… In case you couldn’t tell, that is the wedding song. And why such a song? Well friends, I am engaged. Tonight, I asked Keely to marry me and she said she would think about it. Just kidding, of course she said yes. It was a perfect night. I got down on one knee and asked her to get out of my dreams and into my car… metaphorically speaking. The picture to the left is the actual ring. It is a solitaire princess cut diamond. I also got some new close-up lenses for my digital camera which I used to take the photo of the ring- but that’s really not the point of this post. The point is that Keely and I are getting married… to each other. Stay tuned to Josh’s World for more wedding details like: When is the wedding? Who will be your best man? Will there be a cover charge for the ceremony? Answers coming soon.
Here are a couple more ring photos: [photo 1] [photo 2]
Some sad news in Josh’s World, my beloved dog Max is in doggy heaven. He died on March 17, 2005 (the same day of my last post). Max lived for 17 years which is 63% of my lifetime. It was a sad event, but Max had a good run.
Hey, I’ve lowered the Maxima last Sunday! I love it. It looks so much better. The car used to ride in the clouds. I bought some H&R Sport Lowering Springs from the Tire Rack. Some guys from DNE (Dallas Nissan Enthusiasts) helped me install them. When I say “helped” I mean they installed them as I watched. I’ve always wanted to lower the car, but was too afraid. Finally, after years of internal struggle, I decided to do it. You gotta take risks people!
Josh Kryzak reporting live from Plainfield, Illinois today. I am currently on assignment doing some property management duties and youth safeguard activities (baby-sitting). About a week ago I heard the Stevie Wonder song I Just Called to Say I Love You for the millionth time in my life. Everybody knows it, it’s a good 80’s song. Well for the first time in my life, I realized the lyrics of song are in order with the months of the year. I’ve never paid attention to that fact before. That blows my mind that I could miss something like that.
