Sometimes I think about products I would sponsor if I was famous… companies I would sell out to. The first one that comes to mind is Macaroni Grill. I love the Penne Rustica. I could also sell out to Eggo Waffles. I just ate 4 of them a few minutes ago. Blueberry.
I watched “Rich Girls” on MTV tonight. Horrible, horrible, horrible. I hope the rest of the world is vomiting with me. After looking around on Google to see if anybody else shares my disgust, it turns out I am not alone. In fact, many of the show haters seem to use the term “barf” a lot. I don’t want to dwell on this.
It’s been a long time since my last entry. I totally skipped September. It was an eventful month. I got a new niece, Katy. I will add pictures next time I have a scan party. I have been super busy with web projects.
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear me-e, happy birthday to me. Today I am 26 years old. That’s only 9490 days. That’s a mere 227760 hours.
Eleven days until my birthday.
Latest project: hotbeanbags.com. Mom’s birthday was yesterday. No other news to report.
A moment of silence for my favorite hat please… On July 4th, a day of independence and joy, I lost my favorite hat in Lake Michigan. The day started out lovely. A small town parade, non-Texas weather, and a full day of waverunnering ahead. The poor little hat blew right off my head whilst accelerating on the wave runner. We’ll miss you little buddy.
I am leaving for a vacation to Chicago. ROBBERS NOTICE: Please do not steal my stuff while I am gone. In other news, I am secretly competing with my twin brother, Jeph, to take over the #1 search engine position for the term kryzak. I have learned a lot about search engine optimization, and if I want to be #1 for the term kryzak then I have to do what it takes to get kryzak at the top. His site is kryzak.com. Speaking of top search engine rankings, at the time of this writing, this site is #1 in google for the term “addision circle apartments.” In your face rent.com! Speaking of apartments, my twin brother is now my roommate at my new apartment. I am still in the same complex, just a bigger place. I’ll be honest with you, this place is pretty phat. I will get some pictures soon. Speaking of pictures, it is time for bed. That really has nothing to do with pictures, but I needed to wrap things up. So- in conclusion… KRYZAK!
I got a speeding ticket this week. On top of that, I didn’t have a valid insurance card. I only got a ticket for the speeding. Luckily, Officer Rookie didn’t notice the expired inspection sticker. Now I have to take a defensive driving course. I am going to try to make the experience as fun as possible. At the end of the class, I am going to pass out surveys and have everybody vote for class clown, best dressed, most likely to succeed, and the coveted Mr. and Ms. Defensive Driver… or maybe I’ll just do the Defensive Driving Video rental. I’ll cook dinner for Keely and make a date of it. Of course I won’t tell her it’s a defensive driving video.
My, how so much has changed since I last wrote in my web log. First of all, I no longer work at Earthlink. The call center that I worked at was shut down. But I am fine with that, I need to devote more time to SiteRevision.com projects. Plus I got a 17 inch monitor for $25 at the asset sale. Last week we had a bad hail storm and the Probe suffered some major hail damage. The insurance is going to cover the damage. The Maxima was not hurt. Keely and I sat on the balcony and watched a parked BMW get pelted by the dime-sized ice. Ahhh amore. I can honestly say that things are 100% almost satisfactory. In other news the US has toppled the Iraqi regime, and Max’s dog food has ants according to my mom.
